If I Were Somehow Made King...

Kinja'd!!! "Fred Smith" (porsche9146)
11/01/2013 at 21:36 • Filed to: None

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I'd relinquish all my power to an elected congress. (You see, the joke here is that I was somehow given control of oppo and haven't relinquished that power to an elected congress) MOD EDIT: SEND HELP WE'RE IMPRISONED SOMEWHERE! MOD EDIT EDIT: I HAVEN'T SEEN THE SKY IN MONTHS! THE TOILET STOPPED WORKING BACK IN MAY! GET ME OUT OF HERE!


DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! m2m, apex detective > Fred Smith
11/01/2013 at 21:39

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You can keep your powers as long as you act appropriately.

Remember that to an angry mob, a king might be nothing. :p


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > m2m, apex detective
11/01/2013 at 22:05

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Unless said King can boot us all.


Kinja'd!!! m2m, apex detective > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/01/2013 at 22:13

Kinja'd!!!1

While that's true, I didn't mean to limit my statement to oppo.

To quote Prometheus : "A king has his reign, and then he dies. It's inevitable. That is natural order of things."